Option 1: i am quite unusually brilliant.
Option 2: i am not awake yet don't even think of talking to me.
Option 3: i am hoping for world peace but would like something shiny as well.
Option 4: i am having a very bad day only talk to me if you have good news
Option 5: i am in need of peace and quiet please observe noise reduction measures in my vicinity.
Option 6: i am unable to decide as there are simply too many choices.
Option 7: i am sure that on a day like today anything is possible.
Option 8: i am waiting for true love but will accept expensive gifts in the interim.
Option 9: i may at any point turn into my superheroalterego.
Option 10: i am a genius of ginormous proportions.
Option 11: i am doing my best to concentrate but due to years of training in the dark art of time wasting i can't resist the urge to procrastinate.
Option 12: i am taking a vow of neutrality in all matters pertaining to this dispute.
Option 13: i am not spoilt that is merely malicious propaganda put about by my embittered.
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